i love this game

...i love this pic...



kobe "i ate amare's balls" bryant

liar liar

i hate job interviews.

why the hell do companies ask "where do you see yourself in five years?"??, if I had a choice I'd answer either one of these:

"Dead. Rotting away in a coffin."

..or probably -"I'm not freakin psychic... go ask Nostradamus, retard!"

..or just a big dumb "Huh?!?"

but because I need a job so that I can have some money, I have to lie and answer cheesy crap that companies expect to hear.

Job Interviews are stupid, people lie..

graduate

i took this pic

in my room



nice...

...metaphor

i think.

this post = retarded

i love peeing in the shower

i dont just like it, i love it

as much as I love running over pedestrians in GTA: Vice City..

google giggle

hahaha i love forums... check this out

• search this on google: "paris hilton isnt a ho".... then check out the "Did you mean" part on top of the google search..... funny
• use query word "failure" and then hit "im feeling lucky"... see what pops out.. really funny

hermit

i havent went out of my house for the last 2 weeks until last night hahaha... im turning into a damn hermit... im not really doing anything good, just living a bum's life... some things that took my time the past few:

grand theft auto: san andreas
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this game is freaking amazing man!!! the thing i love about video games is that i (or my character, but i role-play so i feel like i am the main character in a game) can do things that i probably won't or can't do in real damn life...

just like...

• diving into the sea... diving? what so unusual about that? well i did not jump off a hundred foot cliff or a diving board in a cruise ship, that had BORING written all over it, this is what i did, carnapped a helicopter (or choppernapped or helinapped or whatever), flew it, and jumped, 2000 feet and a big slpash later (belly flop), no damage!!! i wish i could do that in real life...
• wear hip-hop clothing... this aint happening in real life, whatever happens...
• enjoy driving... hell yeah! i hate driving in real life...
• clobber somebody to death with a dildo!!! nyahahaha!!! cobbering somebody to death i might do, but with a dildo? i don't think so...

gta: san andreas is a fun game... first person and driving game, the story isnt that good but the gameplay was really really fun...

another observation: rockstar games humor is so kiddie, these things can be found in the game: a car company named "wang cars" (read it, get it?), an airline named "juank air" (read it, get it?), diving for oysters underwater to increase the sex appeal stat (<- parang "cyril jokes") and there are others but i already forgot...unbelievable


nba finals
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for all those who said that this years finals was boring... please put your head between your legs and kiss your own arse (i just watched braveheart again a while ago hehehe, funny line) these are not boring:

• ben wallace dominating games with defense... the most fun i had watching someone defend since andre kirilenko early in the season
• manu ginobili
• mason... detroits p.a. anouncer, the best in the league
• horry's game 5 performance

i lost in a game 7 bet!!! lesson learned: never bet against the spurs


nba draft
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awww man.. no trades?

this is the first draft that had me researching most of the prospects i have too much time, i feel that my nba managerial skills have improved (hahaha)... well anyway.. i was quite upset with the nets 1st round pick, i felt that danny granger was a better fit, but i trust the team's gms (hehe, they still made the playoffs last year eventhough half the team was borlderline nba players, thank to one midseason trade)

observation: the euro player hype is over, teams are now afraid of drafting young big euros with little experience most of them went in the 2nd round, big thanks to darko milicic and nikolos tschischishichsihcvili...




my career as a couch potato
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im getting good at it...





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gma

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